=== VGoal ===

You wouldn't happen to have anything I could use to try and fix this, do you? #Hero

{
    - VillainInv == "CleanShirt": 
        -> HasCleanShirt
        
    - VillainInv == "EnergyDrink": 
        -> HasEnergyDrink
        
    - VillainInv == "EvilslayerUltima": 
        -> HasEvilslayerUltima
        
    - VillainInv == "JokeBook": 
        -> HasJokeBook
        
    - VillainInv == "LaundryPod": 
        -> HasLaundryPod
        
    - VillainInv == "Locket": 
        -> HasLocket
        
    - VillainInv == "MenacingCloak": 
        -> HasMenacingCloak   
        
    - VillainInv == "ScalesofJustice": 
        -> HasScalesofJustice 
        
    - VillainInv == "SenseofPurpose": 
        -> HasSenseofPurpose
        
    - VillainInv == "StudyAids": 
        -> HasStudyAids
        
    - VillainInv == "UnionPamphlet": 
        -> HasUnionPamphlet
}

=== HasCleanShirt ===

Just this nice clean shirt you gave me before. #Villain

So pretty. #Villain

    -> VGoal2
    
=== HasEnergyDrink ===

Just this cool energy drink you gave me before. #Villain

I'm saving it for right before our fight. #Villain

    -> VGoal2
    
=== HasEvilslayerUltima ===

Do I have anything? #Villain

Um, yeah, just this amazingly cool sword you gave me! #Villain

    -> VGoal2
    
=== HasJokeBook ===

I've got this joke book you gave me. #Villain

I'm not sure I get it? But I'm trying! #Villain

    -> VGoal2
    
=== HasLaundryPod ===

Just this shiny laundry pod you gave me! #Villain

I'm going to save it for our battle, in case I need some extra pep. #Villain

    -> VGoal2
    
=== HasLocket ===

Just this shiny locket you gave me! #Villain

I'm not normally into jewelry, but this is nice. #Villain

    -> VGoal2
    
=== HasMenacingCloak ===

I don't have much... just my cloak, I guess? #Villain

It is a really awesome cloak, if I do say. #Villain

    -> VGoal2
    
=== HasScalesofJustice ===

Just this weird fish sword you gave me. #Villain

I'm trying to figure out which end to hold... #Villain

Don't tell me though, I'm gonna figure it out! #Villain

    -> VGoal2 
    
=== HasSenseofPurpose ===

I've been holding on to the Sense of Purpose you gave to me. #Villain

I've never had one before... I hope I don't accidentally break it. #Villain

    -> VGoal2
    
=== HasStudyAids ===

Just these study aids you gave me. #Villain

There, was, um... a lot of unsettling information about ducks. #Villain

    -> VGoal2
    
=== HasUnionPamphlet ===

Just this union pamphlet you gave me. #Villain

Do you know if I'd be considered management? #Villain

Actually, don't answer that-- I'll have my agent look into it. #Villain

    -> VGoal2


=== VGoal2 ===

+ [Could I have it?]
    -> VGoal3
+ [Ah, nevermind then.]
    -> VGoalExit
    
=== VGoal3 ===

Would you mind if I took that? I think it might help. #Hero
{
    - VillainInv == "CleanShirt": 
        -> NeedCleanShirt
        
    - VillainInv == "EnergyDrink": 
        -> NeedEnergyDrink
        
    - VillainInv == "EvilslayerUltima": 
        -> NeedEvilslayerUltima
        
    - VillainInv == "JokeBook": 
        -> NeedJokeBook
        
    - VillainInv == "LaundryPod": 
        -> NeedLaundryPod
        
    - VillainInv == "Locket": 
        -> NeedLocket
        
    - VillainInv == "MenacingCloak": 
        -> NeedMenacingCloak   
        
    - VillainInv == "ScalesofJustice": 
        -> NeedScalesofJustice 
        
    - VillainInv == "SenseofPurpose": 
        -> NeedSenseofPurpose
        
    - VillainInv == "StudyAids": 
        -> NeedStudyAids
        
    - VillainInv == "UnionPamphlet": 
        -> NeedUnionPamphlet
}
    
=== NeedCleanShirt ===

Really, the nice shirt you gave me? #Villain

    -> VGoal4
    
=== NeedEnergyDrink ===

Really, the cool energy drink you gave me? #Villain

    -> VGoal4    
    
=== NeedEvilslayerUltima ===

Really, the awesome weapon you gave to me? #Villain

    -> VGoal4
    
=== NeedJokeBook ===

Really, this great book you gave me? #Villain

    -> VGoal4
    
=== NeedLaundryPod ===

Really, this sweet laundry pod you gave me? #Villain

    -> VGoal4
    
=== NeedLocket ===

Really, this neat locket you gave me? #Villain

    -> VGoal4
    
=== NeedMenacingCloak ===

Really, my cloak! #Villain

I don't know; it's like my favorite thing... #Villain

    -> VGoal4
    
=== NeedScalesofJustice ===

Really, this hilarious sword you gave me? #Villain

    -> VGoal4
    
=== NeedSenseofPurpose ===

Really, this majestic Sense of Purpose you gifted me? #Villain

    -> VGoal4
    
=== NeedStudyAids ===

Really, these excellent study aids you gave me? #Villain

    -> VGoal4
    
=== NeedUnionPamphlet ===

Really, this intriguing pamphlet you gave me? #Villain

    -> VGoal4
    
=== VGoal4 ===

I don't know... #Villain

+ {HeroInv1 == "CleanShirt"}[Trade you this clean shirt!]
    ~ HeroInv1 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "CleanShirt"
    -> GiveCleanShirt
    
+ {HeroInv2 == "CleanShirt"}[Trade you this clean shirt!]
    ~ HeroInv2 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "CleanShirt"
    -> GiveCleanShirt
    
+ {HeroInv3 == "CleanShirt"}[Trade you this clean shirt!]
    ~ HeroInv3 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "CleanShirt"
    -> GiveCleanShirt
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "CrownofAgency" || HeroInv2 == "CrownofAgency" || HeroInv3 == "CrownofAgency"}[Trade you for my Crown of Agency!]
    -> GiveCrownofAgency
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "EnergyDrink"}[Trade you for this energy drink!]
    ~ HeroInv1 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "EnergyDrink"
    -> GiveEnergyDrink
    
+ {HeroInv2 == "EnergyDrink"}[Trade you for this energy drink!]
    ~ HeroInv2 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "EnergyDrink"
    -> GiveEnergyDrink
    
+ {HeroInv3 == "EnergyDrink"}[Trade you for this energy drink!]
    ~ HeroInv3 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "EnergyDrink"
    -> GiveEnergyDrink
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "EvilslayerUltima"}[Trade you for my ultimate weapon!]
    ~ HeroInv1 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "EvilslayerUltima"
    -> GiveEvilslayerUltima
    
+ {HeroInv2 == "EvilslayerUltima"}[Trade you for my ultimate weapon!]
    ~ HeroInv2 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "EvilslayerUltima"
    -> GiveEvilslayerUltima
    
+ {HeroInv3 == "EvilslayerUltima"}[Trade you for my ultimate weapon!]
    ~ HeroInv3 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "EvilslayerUltima"
    -> GiveEvilslayerUltima
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "JokeBook"}[Trade you for this hilarious book!]
    ~ HeroInv1 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "JokeBook"
    -> GiveJokeBook
    
+ {HeroInv2 == "JokeBook"}[Trade you for this hilarious book!]
    ~ HeroInv2 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "JokeBook"
    -> GiveJokeBook
    
+ {HeroInv3 == "JokeBook"}[Trade you for this hilarious book!]
    ~ HeroInv3 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "JokeBook"
    -> GiveJokeBook
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "LaundryPod"}[Trade you for this sweet laundry pod!]
    ~ HeroInv1 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "LaundryPod"
    -> GiveLaundryPod
    
+ {HeroInv2 == "LaundryPod"}[Trade you for this sweet laundry pod!]
    ~ HeroInv2 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "LaundryPod"
    -> GiveLaundryPod
    
+ {HeroInv3 == "LaundryPod"}[Trade you for this sweet laundry pod!]
    ~ HeroInv3 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "LaundryPod"
    -> GiveLaundryPod
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "Locket"}[Trade you for this incredible locket!]
    ~ HeroInv1 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "Locket"
    -> GiveLocket
    
+ {HeroInv2 == "Locket"}[Trade you for this incredible locket!]
    ~ HeroInv2 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "Locket"
    -> GiveLocket
    
+ {HeroInv3 == "Locket"}[Trade you for this incredible locket!]
    ~ HeroInv3 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "Locket"
    -> GiveLocket
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "MenacingCloak"}[Trade you for your cloak back!]
    ~ HeroInv1 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "MenacingCloak"
    -> GiveMenacingCloak
    
+ {HeroInv2 == "MenacingCloak"}[Trade you for your cloak back!]
    ~ HeroInv2 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "MenacingCloak"
    -> GiveMenacingCloak
    
+ {HeroInv3 == "MenacingCloak"}[Trade you for your cloak back!]
    ~ HeroInv3 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "MenacingCloak"
    -> GiveMenacingCloak
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "ScalesofJustice"}[Trade you for this hilarious sword!]
    ~ HeroInv1 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "ScalesofJustice"
    -> GiveScalesofJustice
    
+ {HeroInv2 == "ScalesofJustice"}[Trade you for this hilarious sword!]
    ~ HeroInv2 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "ScalesofJustice"
    -> GiveScalesofJustice
    
+ {HeroInv3 == "ScalesofJustice"}[Trade you for this hilarious sword!]
    ~ HeroInv3 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "ScalesofJustice"
    -> GiveScalesofJustice
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "SenseofPurpose"}[Trade you for this hilarious sword!]
    ~ HeroInv1 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "SenseofPurpose"
    -> GiveSenseofPurpose
    
+ {HeroInv2 == "SenseofPurpose"}[Trade you for this hilarious sword!]
    ~ HeroInv2 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "SenseofPurpose"
    -> GiveSenseofPurpose
    
+ {HeroInv3 == "SenseofPurpose"}[Trade you for this hilarious sword!]
    ~ HeroInv3 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "SenseofPurpose"
    -> GiveSenseofPurpose
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "SoiledShirt" || HeroInv2 == "SoiledShirt" || HeroInv3 == "SoiledShirt"}[Trade you for cool sticky shirt!]
    -> GiveSoiledShirt
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "StudyAids"}[Trade you for this incredible study aid!]
    ~ HeroInv1 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "StudyAids"
    -> GiveStudyAids
    
+ {HeroInv2 == "StudyAids"}[Trade you for this incredible study aid!]
    ~ HeroInv2 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "StudyAids"
    -> GiveStudyAids
    
+ {HeroInv3 == "StudyAids"}[Trade you for this incredible study aid!]
    ~ HeroInv3 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "StudyAids"
    -> GiveStudyAids
    
+ {HeroInv1 == "UnionPamphlet"}[Trade you for this intriguing union pamphlet!]
    ~ HeroInv1 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "UnionPamphlet"
    -> GiveUnionPamphlet
    
+ {HeroInv2 == "UnionPamphlet"}[Trade you for this intriguing union pamphlet!]
    ~ HeroInv2 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "UnionPamphlet"
    -> GiveUnionPamphlet
    
+ {HeroInv3 == "UnionPamphlet"}[Trade you for this intriguing union pamphlet!]
    ~ HeroInv3 = VillainInv
    ~ VillainInv = "UnionPamphlet"
    -> GiveUnionPamphlet
    
+ [Actually, nevermind.]
    -> VGoalExit

=== GiveCleanShirt ===

What if I trade you this awesome clean shirt? #Hero

Great! #Villain

    -> VMenu
    
=== GiveCrownofAgency ===

I'll give you my Crown of Agency? #Hero

Really? You would give up being the player character? #Villain

Just, all of a sudden, the villain's the headliner? #Villain

It sounds like a cool idea, but I think you'd have to get a producer to sign off on that change. #Villain 

Yeah, you're probably right. Just forget it. #Hero

    -> VMenu

=== GiveEnergyDrink ===

What if I trade this cool energy drink? #Hero

That works! #Villain

    -> VMenu    
    
=== GiveEvilslayerUltima ===

What if I trade my ultimate weapon? #Hero

Dude, yes. YES. #Villain

    ->VMenu 
    
=== GiveJokeBook ===

Trade you for this joke book! #Hero

Okay. #Villain

   ->VMenu 
    
=== GiveLaundryPod ===

Trade you for this laundry pod! #Hero

Sure. #Villain

    ->VMenu 
    
=== GiveLocket ===

Trade for a sweet locket? #Hero

Okay! #Villain

    ->VMenu 
    
=== GiveMenacingCloak ===

What if I traded you your cloak back? #Hero

Okay, yes! I missed it. #Villain

    ->VMenu 
    
=== GiveScalesofJustice ===

Trade you for this funny sword! #Hero

It is pretty funny... okay, you sold me! #Villain

    ->VMenu 
    
=== GiveSenseofPurpose ===

Trade for a Sense of Purpose? #Hero 

Ooooh... okay! #Villain

    ->VMenu 
    
=== GiveSoiledShirt ===

What if I traded you this cool sticky shirt? #Hero 

No... no, I don't want that. #Villain

    -> VMenu
    
=== GiveStudyAids ===

Trade for study aids? #Hero 

Sold! #Villain

    ->VMenu 
    
=== GiveUnionPamphlet ===

Want to swap for a union pamphlet? #Hero 

Sure! #Villain

    ->VMenu 
    
=== VGoalExit ===

Actually, you know what? Forget it; I don't know what I was thinking. #Hero

If you say so. I'm always happy to help if I can. #Villain

    -> VMenu